This June will mark the tenth anniversary of my high-school graduation and, therefore, the impending doom of my high-school reunion, and here's why I'm not even a tiny bit excited...
First of all, I went to high school in a really small town, one I like to call Pleasantville-With-Color. Kids who grow up in PWC may go far and wide for college or work, but inevitably, they come back by their mid-20s and settle within a fifteen-mile radius of their childhood homes. Naturally, this means that on a random trip to the local shopping mall, odds are pretty good that I'll run into someone from good ol' PWC High, and frankly, this has been enough for me. Chance run-ins generally turn into, "What have you been up to all these years? Where are you working now? Do you still keep in touch with so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah." You know, the things you might discuss at, oh, I don't know, a high-school reunion?
Honestly, I don't really see the point of going. I've made sure to stay in touch with my closest friends from grade school, and knowing what the rest of PWC's Class of '98 has been doing over the last decade probably won't change my life in any significant way. Besides, it's not like half the world isn't on MySpace or Facebook. If I really want to know what you're up to, I can find out on any given night from the comfort and privacy of my own home. No ten-year waiting period required! Imagine that.
Having said all that, I must admit that part of me is a little curious about what the reunion might be like. It's one thing to use the internet to find people, but to actually see them in the flesh, to talk to them face-to-face and see how they've changed, can be a purer and more unique experience -- one that isn't tarnished by cliched, superficial Friendster profiles. ("My favorite movies are 'Bad Boys,' 'Friday,' 'Bad Boys 2,' 'Next Friday,' 'The Fast and the Furious,' and 'Friday After Next.' My hobbies are drinkin' and pimpin', fo' sho'." Riiiiight.)
On second thought, maybe I'm not so curious after all.